Red Eye Coffee Porter

The nuptials are over, and do you know what means? Time for beer! A special beer from Two Brothers, part of their Retro Series. As part of two Brother’s 15th Anniversary in 2012 they re-released 15 of their earlier beers. The Red Eye Coffee Porter was first brewed in the Spring of 2009 and due to popular acclaim was temporarily brought back in the fall of 2009. Now it is back as part of this special offering. It is a great example of American Beer recipe ingenuity. Take some rye, which is popular in German Brews, take a Porter from England, Americanize it, and throw in some coffee beans, not technically traditional in Porter, but we don’t take kindly to tradition in these parts.


The days of summer are ending and that means no more ice cream shops, but fear not, take a sniff of this beer and you will be taken right back there. Take a sip. Yes I know. You still think that you are in the ice cream shop. I had to bring you back to reality, but you aren’t. Your probably sitting at home, but you are drinking Red Eye Coffee Porter and that is good.

You would kind of expect more bitterness from so dark a beer, but it is a big beer and the hops are downplayed, but as the beer warms up, the bitterness along with the spiciness from the rye really comes forward and rounds it out nicely.

The carbonation is very low, which is immediately noticeable as soon as you start pouring. The off-white head is small and does not last long. The lacing does not last on the glass. On the other hand, the body is big, real big. All of this contributes to the milk-shake like consistency of the beer. The color is of very dark brown, virtually black, and no light can make it through. This beer is thoroughly enjoyable, and I’m wishing that the beer wasn’t a limited release.

What should you pair this with you might ask? I paired it with the Great Gatsby movie, but your morning Wheaties (assuming you don’t have anywhere else to go after a 9.2% ABV beer)  would be an equally appropriate for this Coffee Porter.


The Wedding Beer

My wedding is coming up in a handful of months, so it’s time to pick the beer. The wedding package comes with the usual Bud and Miller on tap, but there is no way I’d let my wedding have only the yellow fizz. I have a reputation to maintain of course. Good thing the venue promised that they can bring in cases of any beer that they can get through a distributor.


With over 2000 breweries in the country, I have quite a decision to make. To help narrow it down, I am limiting it to Midwest beers. I would probably limit it to Chicago itself, but there is no way I’m going to take 3 Floyds out of the running. I think I will go for two types of beer, a hoppy lighter beer and more maltier darker beer, but I haven’t decided specifically on the styles. Even though I will ultimately only choose 2, I need a bigger list since my choices will ultimately also depend both on the price and the availability.

This is my list so far:

3 Floyds Gumball Head
Two Brothers Side Kick Extra PA
3 Floyds Zombie Dust APA
Pipeworks Brewery Unicorn Vs Ninja American Double
Pipeworks Brewery Cash for Gold Belgian Strong
Revolution Brewery Repo Man Rye Stout

I want to include some Half Acre, but most of their beer are seasonal, so that may cause a problem with the slow-moving purchasing apparatus of the venue. It also looks like I am heavy on the hoppy beers. I need to keep looking, and sampling (I know, so tough). Any ideas?


Celebrating the Hardcore of Craft Beer in Chicago.

This Saturday was the Solidarity American Craft Beer Tasting Event at both the Gurnee and downtown Chicago locations of Timothy O’Toole’s on Saturday. Stone brewery and 7 other breweries were celebrating beer and Stone’s two year anniversary of selling beer in Chicago. The 7 other breweries were Dogfish Head, Victory, New Beglium, and local breweries Three Floyds, Half Acre, Two Brothers and Great Lakes. It was the culmination of 3 days of celebration with Stone’s Greg Koch.

The breweries took over the taps with over 50 beers, the vast majority being from Stone. $15 got you a venue ticket. This included 5 beer samples and a keepsake glass at either of the locations. $50 got you the hardcore package. This included 10 samples, a keepsake glass, a round trip bus ride from whichever location you chose to the other location, and a buffet lunch.

Chicago location list of beers. I marked the beers each of us sampled.

I went with my good friend Ben and my fiance Amy, who despite not being the biggest fan of beer, found out about this event and decided we were going. Can you believe that promises of a keepsake glass were not enough to get more people to go on less than 24 hours notice?

Gurnee location list of beers.

We got there, and the pub was closed to everybody but people there for the event. We got ourselves a table and contemplated which 5 beers we wanted to try. One thing about the table I didn’t like is that it sort of cut us off from others. Maybe next time I would just sit at the bar. I was promised famous beer type people would be mingling, but I think the table effectively barricaded us from them. Nevertheless, a good time was had by all, as Ben and Amy were entertainment a plenty.

The Keepsake Glass (A Very Solid Glass)

Here are the 6 beers I had (the first waitress didn’t take a sample ticket from us for the first beer). My notes on my phone were minimal so I’ll try to remember as much as possible of the many many beers I tried.

Stone 15Th Anniversary Escondian Imperial Black IPA
This is my first black IPA that I’ve ever had. It was kind of deceptive because it smells like a regular pale IPA, but when you taste it, it has a slight chocolate taste. This immediately reminds me of a Shwarzbier. That is a beer that is very dark, but tastes like it is a very pale Helles. Unlike the Shwarzbier, where the taste leans towards the malt, this one has a lot of bitterness from the hops, which makes it hard to tell if you are getting any bitterness from the malt itself. A very good beer.

My first black IPA ever.

Punishment (by Stone Brewery)
Once upon a time I was sitting in front of the TV eating dinner. On the table was a bottle of beer and a large CostCo sized bottle of Tabasco Sauce. Not paying attention I accidentally took a sip from the Tabasco Bottle. It was not a pleasant experience to say the least. Drinking Punishment was like drinking that Tabasco Sauce. It did not set my mouth on fire, but the tastes were very similar. There was virtually nothing of the underlying beer getting through. Ben and I were not fans. Amy, on the other hand, who doesn’t like a lot of different beers, loved it. The worst part is that it seemed like the taste of chili’s stayed with me the rest of the day. This is despite everybody else telling me I am crazy for thinking this. The idea of this beer is that Greg Koch takes his entire bounty of chili’s and puts half of them in an oak barrel of Double Dry Hopped Lucky Bastard and calls it crime. He then takes the other half and puts it in a barrel of Oak Aged Double Bastard Ale and calls it Punishment. It sure was a punishment to me. If I hadn’t of tried the Double Bastard with Chipotle Peppers, I probably would have been turned off to chile beers for a good long time.

Like drinking hot sauce.

2008 Stone Imperial Russian Stout aged in Bourbon Barrels
This one tasted and smelled like Whiskey. Plain and simple. There were some other Stout tastes like Chocolate, but the Whiskey taste was the clear star of this beer. It could be that since this beer was a good 4 years old the oak and whiskey tastes come through more while the beer tastes were muted. I didn’t have a more recent version to try so I can’t be sure.

Tastes like the barrel it was aged in.

2011 Stone Old Guardian Belgo Barley Wine
This is similar to the regular Old Guardian Barley wine, but brewed with Belgian yeasts instead of American yeasts, and if you know anything about Belgian beers, it is the yeast varieties that really make them interesting. This one was pretty bitter as you would suspect from a newer vintage Old Guardian, with Belgian yeast notes shining through. This was especially true with the clove, with only tiny amounts of bananas noticeable.  It seems almost like a pale ale at first sip only with toned down bitterness and a lot sweetness for balance.

A lot lighter than I thought it would be.

Green Flash/ Pizza Port/ Stone Highway 78 Scotch Ale (collaboration brew)
This was big, sweet, fruity, and malty. It had no bitterness whatsoever which is what you would expect from a Wee Heavy like this. This was actually one of my favorite brews of the day. It was kind of a break from the rest of the in your face beers that I had during the rest of the day.

A great Wee Heavy

Great Lakes Black Racer IPA
All day I had been waiting for them to put Three Floyds Ham on Rye on Tap. Even 4 hours after we got there, they still hadn’t. So with my last sample ticket, the waitress swayed me to get the Great Lakes Racer IPA since it is one of the rarest beers they had, and I’m glad she did. It’s unlikely that you’ll be able to find it ever again unless you or one of your friends have one right now. I personally liked it better than the 15th Anniversary Imperial black IPA from stone that I had as my first beer. It was less bitter and more chocolately than the Stone, which maybe is a minus in an IPA, but worked just fine for me.

My second black IPA ever.


They also had some food, made with some of the beers on Tap. I had the Arrogant Bastard Burger, which was a solid burger, but nothing overly spectacular. Ben had a Dogfish Head Saison De Buff Mac and Cheese, in which he declared that he would rather have Kraft. Amy had a huge thing of Nachos, made from a beer that has slipped our collective minds.

Way too many Nachos

When we arrived, they gave us a cupcake/pastry thing. I can’t remember what it was suppose to be made from, but it was delicious.

The Sample Tickets

In addition to my own beers, I stole some sips from others:

Double Arrogant Bastard Ale with Chipotle Peppers
The punishment almost turned me off to chile beers for all time, but I tasted this and it was great. It starts off with a Double Arrogant Bastard Ale base. I’ve never had the double (except as part of Punishment above), but the original Arrogant Bastard is one of my favorite beers out there. The increased bitterness really balances out the spiciness of the chili, and the amount of chilis were scaled way back in comparison to the Punishment.

Ben's brush with Punishment scared him from any taste of another chile beer.

14th Anniversary Emperial IPA
This one tasted old, plain and simple. It was not a particularly pleasant experience. It reminded me of a stale grapefruit, if such a thing exists. It was a little bit of a surprise since it was only last year’s anniversary beer, but it doesn’t seem like it aged well at all. The sad part was the waitress even recommended it to us as a good last beer to have. Maybe she recommended it simply because it is pretty rare.

Like a stale grapefruit.

Dogfish Head Saison De Buff
This is a Saison brewed with Parsley, Rosemary, Sage, and Thyme. This is incidentally almost the exact same herbal combination I used for the filling in the Braciole I made yesterday, with the sage being replaced with oregano. It tasted similar anyway. Usually Saison is just about the most versatile style of beer you can find. It does tend to have herbal notes, but with the actual added herbs, the herbal flavor was amplified. This would be great with any herbal pork or poultry preparation you make. Not exactly an everyday type of beer though.

This kind of reminds me of a pork roast (but in a good way).

Jason Fields & Kevin Sheppard/ Troegs/ Stone Cherry Chocolate Stout (collaboration brew)
This was a tasty chocolate stout with a subdued cherry chocolate flavor. This is fine by me, because a lot of bad fruit beers basically taste like fruit juice (I’m looking at you Shock Top).

Amy didn't like her Smoked Porter with Vanilla Bean.

You might also notice that there are no faces showing. Amy was in charge of the camera, and I think she just hates faces.

Victory Prima Pils was this breweries only contribution to the Chicago location, but it was a solid one.